Temporary Romantic Infatuation

So I just got home from a movie date. Watched X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

One word:

Orgasmic.

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Goodness gracious me. I’ve never seen so much ripped muscles on screen before… besides 300. That movie made me a woman.

And, there it was. A well-toned, butt-white Hugh Jackman running stark naked across the screen….

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Fantabulous man.

Blady hell, I wish I were in that old man’s shoes at the barn. Except the part where he got shot… That was kinda sad.

Anyway, back to the movie. I found it tragic that he couldn’t remember his kindergarten teacher girlfriend in the end. Poor girl died for nothing. Became a lost memory. Then again, she was a little self-centered when she played him out.

BUT

Yeah! She should’ve thought about it properly before she did so. He was so sweet and loving to her. I mean, c’mon girl! If I had a man with a bod of Mr. Jackman, I would think twice before sticking a knife into his heart. What’s more, with the whole lotta lurrrvveee in that virility… Youse a fool, girl.

You rarely come across a man like this.

They are a dying species.

Near to extinction.

All you have nowadays are whiny/incompetent/puerile douchebags.

Who either want you to mollycoddle them AND/OR most likely want to get in your pants, and use you dry.

Bitter?

No.

Plus, did you see how he was so hurt after he found out? I tell ye, I wanted to reach out to the screen and comfort him.

And what’s the deal with his brother, Victor Creed aka Sabretooth aka Vengeful-Fanged-Dude-in-desperate-need-of-a-manicure-&-orthodontist? Hot and Cold syndrome. Gosh.

However, I didn’t find the jokes funny at all. About 25% of them were passable. They were the kind where after hearing it, you just go “hehr”.

I did laugh out when I saw what Stryker did to Ryan Reynolds (Wade aka Deadpool). Oh….HAHAHAHA! He became Freako!

Like friggin heck, I wasn’t even concentrating on the movie. Sigh… All I thought was: Hey! Since Kayla the Persuasion Chick duped you, Logan, come take my hand and you can totally forget about her. And yes, siree, you can be ‘THE ANIMAL’ in MYbedroom.Foster-s-Icons-fosters-home-for-imaginary-friends-1180853_75_75

All in all, he’ll be my summer infatuation for this year. Again.

Though, the crops are kind of dry now. And Houston, we’re heading for a drought.

Something for you girls (and guys) to ogle at in the meantime.hugh-jackman-20060825-155170

I just had to.

Sighhhhh…what a man….

Mutaneously yours,

Charmaniac

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5 Comments »

  1. iva Said:

    hi there,

    i came across ur website when i searched for hugh jackman. And ur post is so funny i laughed all the way to the end.

    i feel exactly the same way!! lol

    * sigh * the guy is sooooooo sexyy..

  2. Avi Said:

    Seriously, Dude, like I thought I was the only one that liked him…I feel sooo much better now, like he is soooo sexy, and like whenever you see him, you’re like, ” I wish I could do him” If only i could 😦

  3. بنت الشرقيه Said:

    انا احب الممثل كتير يعطيك العافيه قلبي

  4. consertesa é o homen mais sexi do mudo

  5. amna Said:

    okay,so hugh jackman is a guy with whom u can produce lots n lots n lots n lots n lots of babies with…
    he is sooooooooooo hawwwttt<3
    love him<3


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